Cliff hanger

Dave was not having a very good day.he had got his arm amputated after being attacked by a mountain lion for no reason while hiking....that's not the bad part...what is, is that he went for another walk on the same bloody trail for some reason..he ran into that pesky cougar again and now it wants his other arm..so he ran away from it..but unfortunately he ran off a cliff..he managed to grab a root..the lion left him alone...but now he hangs...by his one and only arm..the ranger should be walking along in an half hour...but his lower region is starting to itch......